"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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