I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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