Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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