quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
im holly from the hills drunk
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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