bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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