i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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