that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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