I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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