I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
two words...techno handjob
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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