oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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