just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
