i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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