what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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