Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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