I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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