thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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