He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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