That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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