do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We got so high we made milksteak
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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