2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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