Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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