I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just found puke in my bra..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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