Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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