Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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