everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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