I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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