How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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