This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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