But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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