Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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