All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize