Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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