i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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