love makes seman taste better
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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