Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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