Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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