U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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