i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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