The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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