I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fuck appropriateness.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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