I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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