I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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