But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do vagina's smell?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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