My room smells like vodka and shame
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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