how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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