why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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