He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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