something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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