: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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