hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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