I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
foreskin is a definite game changer
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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