He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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