Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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