"it" just moved
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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