Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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