You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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